Projections of an Elusive Mind

Get this ASAP. We're gonna do it together. I'm on anon with my ipad but I'll msg you later. bit(.)ly/tumblrfun

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 15:55:29 -0400

This is by far the creepiest sounding piece of spam messaging… No we’re Not gonna do it together anon.

peturparkur: everdeens: We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle im not sure...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 05:10:11 -0400

peturparkur:

everdeens:

We all agree that Josh Hutcherson looks like Squirtle

im not sure how

but i can see it

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:33:08 -0400

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Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:31:20 -0400

adriofthedead: ju5t4n3rd: swagabonds: original-recipe-winnafis...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:30:12 -0400

adriofthedead:

ju5t4n3rd:

swagabonds:

original-recipe-winnafish:

preservedcucumbers:

There are two things in life that I am truly passionate about: Comics, and honey.

Just don’t give it to babies and small children especially raw, okay? Okay. Carry on.

i dont even like honey and i suddenly like honey

Also!!! If you have seasonal allergies, buying local honey from a farmers market or something can help tone down your allergies! The honey is made from bees in your area that have been pollinating with those same flowers and plants that are making your nose try to kill you! So by eating local honey, you automatically have a natural immunization against your seasonal allergies!

if you’ve never eaten a chocolate covered honeycomb then you are seriously missing out on some delicious shit.

"All the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as water. And that’s the tragedy of..."

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:21:09 -0400

“All the hardest, coldest people you meet were once as soft as water. And that’s the tragedy of living.”

- Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via larmoyante)

"Most of the pain you’re dealing with are really just thoughts.. ever think of that?"

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:19:57 -0400

“Most of the pain you’re dealing with are really just thoughts.. ever think of that?”

- Buddhist Bootcamp (via psych-facts)

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:19:15 -0400

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong - Summertime

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:18:32 -0400

Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong - Summertime

"She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful."

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:15:47 -0400

““She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful.””

- Neil Gaiman (via doe-eyed-drifter)

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 15:02:45 -0400

drapplepie: 8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:30:23 -0400

drapplepie:

8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice

“Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —”
“False hope?” repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —”
“I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —”
“I should have made my meaning plainer,” said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.”

hellyeahchandlerbing ALL THE AWARDS TO MATTHEW PERRY

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:27:11 -0400

hellyeahchandlerbing

ALL THE AWARDS TO MATTHEW PERRY

"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers..."

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:12:07 -0400

“Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.”

- (via grizzlytales)

But “101 Places to See” and you haven’t been to any of them,...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:11:37 -0400

_{But “101 Places to See” and you haven’t been to any of them, have you? That’s why you keep the book. I keep the book because I’m still going.}

frigerator: ONE TIME MY PARENTS WENT TO GO GET PIZZA AND MY DAD WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND MY MOM...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:56:21 -0400

frigerator:

ONE TIME MY PARENTS WENT TO GO GET PIZZA AND MY DAD WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND MY MOM FORGOT HIM AT THE PIZZA PLACE AND CAME HOME AND STARTED EATING THE PIZZA AND THEN WONDERED WHERE MY DAD WENT AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T IN THE CAR ON THE WAY HOME

timeywimeyness: Blink and you’re dead.

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:55:41 -0400

timeywimeyness:

_{Blink and you’re dead.}

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:52:09 -0400

davids-high-kick: kurlozskellington: dead-provocative-bro: doo...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:36:32 -0400

davids-high-kick:

kurlozskellington:

dead-provocative-bro:

doooddd

I freaking love him.

He also mailed his fedora from Public Enemies to a kid who asked him for it. He promised he would, took down the kid’s address, and mailed it to him as soon as filming was over.

He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming.

He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help.

Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.

They matter because they gripped us tight and raised us from...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 00:52:27 -0400

They matter because they gripped us tight and raised us from our perditions, they solemnly swore to stick with us as long as we remained loyal to them, they took us on remarkable adventures and showed us everyone is important, they showed us anyone can be a hero, anyone can be a symbol of hope, it’s okay to be smart, to notice things, and to need someone, they gave us a home